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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Online gambling vs. the Grand Casino

The US Department of Justice has put an end to online gambling in the US.

Meanwhile, the US Department of Justice has yet to file an indictment against any of the players from the major financial institutions who caused the 2008 financial crisis. No one from Lehman Bros, Bear Stearns, JP Morgan, Goldman, AIG, or Countrywide has seen the inside of a criminal courtroom because of their actions. And while I don't have inside information on any of these firms, I find it difficult to fathom, given the hundreds of billions that were lost, that there wasn't a single person who made false representations at those firms to try to earn a little coin.

But at least we know people can't play online poker anymore. Way to go after the low-hanging fruit, DOJ! Very impressive.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Default: US vs. Ireland

I am a citizen of two countries: the United States and Ireland. For both countries, issues related to budgets have plopped themselves down at the front doorstep of the political debate. Ultimately, the debates have little in common. The Irish debate is largely involuntary, whereas the US has voluntarily chosen to make great political theater over a debate that, for now, only depends on itself. But the differences between the two are illustrative of when these debates are meaningful, how they evolve, and what each can expect from each. I'm not working today, so I will discuss each.

Sadly, I have no constructive solutions for either. Both countries will default, just as the sun will burn out one day. But, much as with the sun, I make no prediction of when it will happen. I just hope I'm somewhere else when these things go bad.

First, Ireland and the US got into trouble with their budgets in very different ways. In Ireland, it was really one bad decision that led the whole thing: Irish PM Brian Cowen's 2008 announcement that Ireland would guarantee all of its bank liabilities, regardless of size, seniority, and the nature of the creditor. This was dumb and foolish, but his critics fail to respect that there was a reason he did it. If he hadn't, Irish banks would have collapsed in weeks if not days, capital would have fled Ireland immediately, and the country would have sunk into depression that dwarfs what it is suffering now. The closest analogy to what it would have experienced would be what happened Iceland. The only problem is that Ireland is a part of a monetary union and Iceland was not. Ireland cannot let its currently go semi-worthless in an effort to quickly pay off debt. To Ireland's chagrin, its currency, the Euro, has grown stronger over the past few months. This makes Ireland's impossible-to-pay-off debt even more impossibler to pay off. Bummer.

The United States has not made one bad decision or even many bad decisions to get where it is today. Its entire existence is now, and has been for a long time, incompatible with a healthy fiscal equilibrium. But the root cause of this, its position as the only legitimate world super power, will prevent these problems from haunting it any time soon. This is because the United States still maintains a disproportionate share of net world demand (approximately one quarter). Its creditors (local treasury holders, Japan, China, international banks) would all suffer as much if not more than the US would if it were to stop funding American excess. So they keep funding it to keep their own economies humming.

Ireland has promised to fund bank liabilities so large that it would required to allocate all of its tax revenue for the next three to four years, at a minimum, to pull off the job. Fortunately for the Irish, firing every teacher, police officer, public servant, disbanding the armed services and reneging on every other government obligation from pensions to public services is not politically feasible. So Ireland is making small accommodations to its creditors and should be able to pay off the interest on its debt, at least for now. But this is akin to someone with 30,000 euro in annual income and 100,000 euro in debt making the minimum payments on its credit cards: It only delays the day of execution. Ireland will never pay off the principal. Default is the only option. The only question is when, the terms, and the time it will take to restore the faith of the bond markets after the fact. Ireland will get booted from the EU, return to the Punt, and eventually become healthy once again (though it may take time).

For the US, the question is more complicated, as the dollar is the world's reserve currency, and so any slight movement in the value of its debt (the dollar) has an enormous impact on the world economy. Default, which typically creates some of the biggest foreign currency movements that can happen, would be cataclysmic if it happened in the US.

Also, the US has the ability and the desire to devalue its currency. By devaluing its currency, the US can do what Ireland cannot do as of yet: make the debt easier to pay off in real terms. If the dollar is worth less in real terms (the dollar has lost 20% of its value relative to the Euro in the last 8 months, and as much 50% of its value relative to some commodities, such as silver.

For now, the choice about which items to cut from the federal budget are simply that: choices. Democrats prefer to cut less and Republicans prefer to cut slightly more, opting to trim the ever-shrinking discretionary spending budget, specifically those related to programs it finds ill-conceived or undesirable (health care and planned parenthood). But even if Republicans were to cut the entire discretionary spending budget, dumping everything from parks to federal funding of education to guarantees for home loans, the US still wouldn't be close to balancing the budget.

At the moment, neither party has proposed a significant reduction in defense spending. But, unfortunately, it's such a large percentage of the budget (approximately 60%, depending on how you define these things) that it's not possible to get there any other way. And not all the other stuff is optional. For example, approximately 5% of our budget goes to the judicial branch. Firing all judges and staff means no system of law, which means chaos? Think the SEC is bad now and that corporate types already can rob and steal with impunity? Cut their budget in half, and it will only get worse.

There's just not that much slack in the budget, and the only way to make the math work is to make the quality of every type of public service fall off a cliff. That means little to no unemployment insurance, drastically worse medicaid (and it's already pretty bad), worse conditions and equipment for the military, compensating our teachers even more poorly while making conditions much worse, to name just a few. These things are all, also, untenable politically.

These things will not happen by choice. They will only happen when our creditors refuse to fund our debt. And when that happens, cutting all branches of the government will be mandatory, rather than discretionary.

But this will probably not happen all at once. Japan's debt is more than twice as large as ours, as a percentage of GDP. And yet they still issue more debt.

History tells us that reality will set in sooner or later, just as the sun will some day die. Unlike the sun, however, I've got a feeling I'm going to have a front-row seat for this disaster. And it ain't gonna be pretty.

The Budget Debate, Illustrated

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Monday, March 14, 2011

Saudi Arabia again

After violently responding to protests in its own country, Saudi Arabia has now decided to violently suppress protests in neighboring Bahrain. Thankfully, the Obama administration has urged Saudi Arabia to exercise restraint.

Consider it exercised.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Scrot check

It's easy to wax philosophical about autocratic, repressive leaders in Libya and Tunisia. Freedom for the small potatoes, right? Sweet. I'm down. But let's see if we have the huevos to stand up to violent repression in Saudi Arabia.

Don't hold your breath.

$10 a gallon for gasoline, anyone?

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Gladwell's Theory of Proficiency and a Question about Well-Roundedness

Malcolm Gladwell, in his book Outliers, presents the 10,000-hour rule, a theory that to become proficient at a given task, you must dedicate about 10,000 hours to said task. That equates to about four hours a day for ten years. Few of us spend that much time doing anything, with the possible exception of sleeping (and perhaps watching TV). And that's probably a big part of the reason why few of us develop our talents to greatness.

Gladwell's theory makes me wonder about my own lifestyle choices. I mean, I want to be great at stuff, but I also like to do a lot of stuff. I spend a lot of time writing, playing music and running, but not at a rate where I'll get to 10,000 hours any time soon. It makes you appreciate the difficulties in trying to be well rounded and trying to be really good at any one task.

It's certainly possible for some. For example, Nabokov wrote books in three languages, was one of the most accomplished translators of Russian literature, and was among the best lepidopterists of his time. He was great at all of these things, but it is doubtful that he spent 10,000 hours or more on each. Perhaps if the skills are interrelated, you don't need to spend all 10,000 hours to develop each individual skill. Time reading helps you become a better writer. Time listening to music could make you a better musician. Time translating Russian to English makes you a better writer in both languages.

And, of course, an otherworldly intellect doesn't hurt, either.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Creativity and Charlie Sheen

I don't find Charlie Sheen as fascinating as some, but one can't deny the phenomenon that is Charlie Sheen today. From what I've seen, his act strikes me as a cocky, sexual form of stream of consciousness. Kind of a less cerebral, more Bacchanalian version of Ulysses. It doesn't bother me and it doesn't pique my interest. But the broad-based viral obsession over his antics is real, and that's something that fascinates me.

I stumbled upon this Scott Adams commentary on Sheen, which is great. According to Adams, who has met the man, what makes Sheen noteworthy is his 1) extraordinary acting talent and 2) complete lack of filter. The former is debatable, but not of interest to me. It's the latter that strikes me as both true and worth analyzing. It's common to describe a person as having "no filter," but most people described as such are merely less tactful than most. Sheen, or at least when he's most interesting, appears to not know where his own thoughts are going. And to do that on broadcasts that are seen by millions is a rare.

Adams says (and I'm paraphrasing) that the great artist and the lunatic are the only people who have no filter. Manners are dull, and by avoiding them, an artist has an advantage in making their creativity attractive to others. By saying what they're thinking, artists act on what others only think, but don't do. This is part of the release of experiencing art that makes creativity attractive to others, and why Sheen is so enthralling.

Adams also says that for those who break ground artistically, many teeter on the verge of insanity. Or, at a minimum, that's the way they are perceived. Because insane people and those who live a filterless lifestyle -- let's just say there's overlap in their Venn Diagrams. The only difference, as I see it, is intent. Those who are insane have no choice but to live without filters. They are out of control. But the artist can go back and forth. Still, one can see how the lines could blur.

I'd like to propose two corollaries to the Scott Adams theory: First, it's not easy to be polite and creative at the same time. To avoid offending, you have to err on the side of the conventional. If you're conventional, it's hard to find an edge that will make you worth watching.

Second, one cannot function well in society without a filter. Sheen, an artist whose non-traditional lifestyle choices have been known for decades, lost his job when he let go of the shackles. Most professional workplace situations disallow any display of ad libbing, much less a complete lack of filter. That's why it's inconceivable for someone go from working at Microsoft for ten years and then start working as a professional comedian. Success at the one only comes with the death of the instincts that make you good at the other.

And that's all I have to say about that.